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NEWS
SLOT MACHINE: RUNNING

Windows has encountered a problem and needs to dramatic.

Pull down to reveal your fate. Press ESC to snap back.
*** STOP: 0x00000BAD (0xC0FFEE, 0xDEAD, 0xBEEF, 0x0000)
CRASH_DUE_TO_TOO_MUCH_AWESOME
Dumping physical laughter... 100%
  
[ BSOD ]
ISP METER: 56k
effects throttle follows bandwidth
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CRAP2000 Master Hub

One screen to find them all.
Legacy Power-Ups
Widgets
Effects
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LEGACY
Legacy Deck

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circa 1998 • node: [????]
💾 Installing: RealPlayer Ultra Deluxe
Preparing components...
:( A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage.
CRASH_DUE_TO_TOO_MUCH_AWESOME
EFFECTS PAUSED

CHAOS DIAL

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Spawn Win95 Popups
Trigger BSOD (Esc to exit)
Comets Burst
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GIF Gravity
ASCII Rain
Panic Burst (all)
A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage
to your modem.

GLITCH_LOOP_NOT_HANDLED

If this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen,
restart your computer. (Just kidding, you're trapped here.)

Technical information:
*** STOP: 0x000000ED (0xBADF00D, 0xDEADC0DE, 0xC0FFEE00, 0x00000000)

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